ok i decided to go with whos deity is the coolest. lightning wins by far this fucking thing has like pincers that is so metal. also electricity engineer things oke. lets roll

ok i did it.

ohno there are so many elements to choose from FRICK

uwibutt liked your post: hear uwi mention flight rising su…

i think im gonna join in and check it out want me to put your username as my referral??you get free stuff then right

hear uwi mention flight rising

suddenly flight rising things on my dash all the time

squints

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

(Source: fluffypaws)

cries because eric my boss for the summer job never calls me back on stuff and also its been fucking two weeks I WANT TO ACTUALLY START WORKING AND DOING SOMETHING

I WANT TO EARN MONEY

screams and gurgles just let me do the thinges pls

bluebear pls contain your swoons for me

Beware, Tumblr, I have a…DIFFERING OPINION!

cheezzpanda:

I am open to debate about this topic. Please don’t message me telling me to kill myself. Thanks. 

It’s on the topic of so-called social justice people. 

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(but no relationships between ACTUAL monsters and people

the best. yes i would like one big Cerberus with its tiny human lady wife please and thank you

sits and i kind of weird.)

excalilbur:

when the person you like talks to you first

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

squeakykins:

ghostanswers:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.

i love this website sometimes