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ok i decided to go with whos deity is the coolest. lightning wins by far this fucking thing has like pincers that is so metal. also electricity engineer things oke. lets roll
i think im gonna join in and check it out want me to put your username as my referral??you get free stuff then right
hear uwi mention flight rising
suddenly flight rising things on my dash all the time
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
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cries because eric my boss for the summer job never calls me back on stuff and also its been fucking two weeks I WANT TO ACTUALLY START WORKING AND DOING SOMETHING
I WANT TO EARN MONEY
screams and gurgles just let me do the thinges pls
bluebear pls contain your swoons for me
I am open to debate about this topic. Please don’t message me telling me to kill myself. Thanks.
It’s on the topic of so-called social justice people.
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(but no relationships between ACTUAL monsters and people
the best. yes i would like one big Cerberus with its tiny human lady wife please and thank you
sits and i kind of weird.)
you’re the only one who understands me google
i tried to scroll past i really did
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subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.
This is domway, where we pre-negotiate how the sandwich will be made with your full understanding of the ingredients and their usual consequences. If the worst happens and you don’t like the sandwich you can use a safeword, we’ll remove it and immediately stop lunch. Then we’ll remake it for you the way you like, with plenty of communication to avoid those ingredients in the future. That way you can build a foundation of trust with us, and enjoy yourself by safely giving yourselves into the hands of other sandwich-makers who have proven their responsibility and compassion with your dietary needs.
i love this website sometimes
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